Funny Shayari

Ek Wakil Ki Shayari
Mohabbat na sahi
Mukadma hi kar de mujh par aye kambakht
Kam se kam tareekh dar tareekh
Mulakaat to hogi

Padhai Ka Saya  
Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabon mein kisne sukh paya hai
Hum to jaate the tuition ladkiyaan dekhne
Aur Sir kehte the
Dekho itni barsaat mein bhi ladka padhne aaya hai

Taras Gaye Aapke Deedar Ko
 Taras gaye aapke deedar ko,
Phir bhi dil aap hi ko yaad karta hai,
Humse khush naseeb to aapke ghar ka aaina hai,
Jo har roz aapke husn ka deedar karta hai

Phoolon Ko Murjhaate
 Dekha hai tumhare aage,
Sharma ke phoolon ko murjhaate.
Dekha hai tumhare aage,
Sharma ke phoolon ko murjhaate,
Aye jahan ko ghayal karne waale
Tum deodorant kyun nahi lagaate

Ek baar pyaar ho jaaye to  
Agar pyaar sath ho to tanhayi nahi hoti
Sachche pyaar mein kbhi bewafai nahi hoti
Par agar ek baar pyaar ho jaaye
To kitne hi coaching center join kar lo
Par padhaai nahi hoti

Darte Hain  
Hum aaj bhi dil ka aashiyana sajaane se darte hain,
Baagon mein phool khilaane se darte hain,
Hamari ek pasand se toot jaayenge hazaron dil,
Tabhi to hum aaj bhi girlfriend banaane se darte hain

Dunia Mein Reh Kar  
Dunia mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jaao,
Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jaao,
Agar kuchh bhi nahi hota hai to,
Chadar-takiya lo aur so jaao